[8:50:57 PM] Holly: We never used that “RIP Rachelle” pic I made
[8:51:51 PM] Neil: I’ll put it in this one, since it’ll be our last one of the season
[8:53:12 PM] Neil: Maybe put “It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday” under it or some shit
[8:55:47 PM] Holly: Before we get started
[8:55:51 PM] Holly: Here is why BB UK is awesome
[8:55:53 PM] Holly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04jyPcXNBzI
[8:56:45 PM] Neil: OH WORD?
[8:56:57 PM] Holly: Yeah dude
[8:56:58 PM] Holly: Yeah
[8:57:11 PM] Neil: This is friggin’ nuts
[8:57:28 PM] Neil: This is quasi blue nuit shit
[8:58:56 PM] Neil: So what is going on?
[8:59:05 PM] Neil: I feel like I haven’t watched in like, two weeks
[8:59:36 PM] Holly: Me too actually, I think because Sunday’s episode was so boring it feels like it’s been a while
[8:59:50 PM] Neil: I didn’t even bother to watch it
[9:00:17 PM] Neil: I meant to, but with all the other shows I’ve been watching, shit got lost in the shuffle
[9:00:24 PM] Holly: It was just a bunch of montage clips from the season and a houseguest dinner where Sabrina cried a bunch
[9:00:27 PM] Neil: Eviction episode!
[9:00:40 PM] Neil: So I would have been hammered then
[9:00:51 PM] Holly: Yeah definitely
[9:01:28 PM] Holly: I’m just crossing my fingers that Sabrina doesn’t win part 1 or 2 of the final HOH comp
[9:01:45 PM] Neil: Haha, Sabrina was partyin’ when she won
[9:01:46 PM] Holly: Who do you think will go home?
[9:02:01 PM] Neil: Jon
[9:02:10 PM] Neil: I think Heather wins POV
[9:02:34 PM] Holly: Haha Sabrina thinks she’s making an impact this week. What she doesn’t realize is that one of the 3 of them was going home whether she won hoh or not
[9:02:54 PM] Holly: its always been the plan to take her to final 3, amongst all the final two deals in the house
[9:03:18 PM] Holly: I think the opposite you think. Let’s keep it interesting
[9:03:34 PM] Neil: That is fair
[9:03:48 PM] Holly: Um
[9:03:58 PM] Holly: Why is Neda dressed like she’s going square dancing?
[9:04:02 PM] Neil: Why is Neda dressed like Little Bo Peep?
[9:04:08 PM] Neil: Haha
[9:04:09 PM] Holly: Haha
[9:04:18 PM] Holly: Oh she has no clothes!
[9:04:32 PM] Holly: So she’s basically wearing costumes from the veto comps
[9:04:33 PM] Neil: Oh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
[9:05:04 PM] Holly: It’s a good think shes cute and can pull that off.
[9:05:12 PM] Holly: Imagine if Jon had to do that? haha
[9:05:13 PM] Neil: Absolutely
[9:05:28 PM] Neil: No one needs to see that
[9:05:41 PM] Neil: Y’all shoulda got her out
[9:05:52 PM] Neil: So many chances
[9:06:04 PM] Holly: Ya know what?
[9:06:11 PM] Holly: I think Neda might go tonight
[9:07:05 PM] Holly: I love how every year, everyone has a final two deal with everyone else
[9:07:13 PM] Holly: So redundant
[9:07:18 PM] Neil: Yep
[9:07:27 PM] Neil: Everyone lying
[9:07:43 PM] Neil: So does everyone play in this?
[9:07:44 PM] Holly: Jon just summed it up
[9:07:53 PM] Holly: The veto? Yep
[9:08:10 PM] Neil: I love Heather
[9:08:33 PM] Neil: Oh we’re on some girl power shit now?
[9:08:48 PM] Neil: Mufuckas gon’ start singing “Wannabe” and shit?
[9:08:57 PM] Holly: Yeah Neda! Screw that all-girls alliance
[9:09:04 PM] Holly: Girls are a pain in the ass
[9:09:37 PM] Neil: Sabrina might get to second and win something
[9:09:41 PM] Neil: Actually
[9:09:47 PM] Neil: Jury votes
[9:09:58 PM] Neil: To be honest, she only has one
[9:10:05 PM] Holly: I reeeeally dont think anyone is stupid enough to take her to final two
[9:10:27 PM] Holly: Rachelle, Arlie and Allison will vote for Sabrina
[9:10:40 PM] Holly: And I don’t feel safe that Canada wouldn’t vote for her
[9:11:00 PM] Holly: If she wins the game, I’m moving to Mexico
[9:11:12 PM] Neil: Haha
[9:11:19 PM] Neil: Burning the flag and shit
[9:13:06 PM] Neil: Fuck, I want Jon to win now
[9:13:20 PM] Neil: I want him or Heather to win it all
[9:14:02 PM] Holly: I think it would be great if Heather won it. She really didn’t have anyone to help her through until recently
[9:14:20 PM] Neil: NOAP
[9:14:27 PM] Neil: Fought through that shit like a G
[9:14:52 PM] Holly: MARSHA
[9:15:24 PM] Neil: She hasn’t been around a lot this year, which I’m good with
[9:15:52 PM] Holly: She’s only funny if she’s dealing with a funny houseguest
[9:16:08 PM] Neil: Why is she dressed like a drag queen?
[9:16:23 PM] Holly: Who, Marsha?
[9:16:29 PM] Neil: And why is Heather a big squirrel?
[9:16:31 PM] Holly: They are all dressed in weird costumes
[9:16:38 PM] Holly: The hell is going on?
[9:16:49 PM] Neil: Maybe solidarity for Neda?
[9:17:07 PM] Neil: If there is one thing about this group, they do seem like they genuinely like each other
[9:17:41 PM] Holly: Hahaha Sabrina never gets anything right
[9:17:49 PM] Holly: How she won that HOH comp is beyond me
[9:18:19 PM] Holly: No showering for the rest of the season?? EASY
[9:18:43 PM] Neil: Not a problem
[9:19:04 PM] Holly: Ok, Heather just made a huge mistake
[9:19:13 PM] Neil: What the shit is she doing?
[9:19:26 PM] Holly: I would wear that squirrel costume every day for 100 grand
[9:19:27 PM] Neil: what she just said doesn’t make sense
[9:19:47 PM] Neil: I would wear it for a month for $14
[9:20:04 PM] Holly: Throw in a slice of cake and I’m in
[9:20:16 PM] Holly: Neda making sperm jokes
[9:20:38 PM] Neil: What is heather doing?
[9:20:40 PM] Neil: I’m so confused
[9:21:04 PM] Neil: Jon is on fire
[9:21:26 PM] Holly: Yeah see, Heather shoulda chose to wear that costume
[9:22:16 PM] Holly: Sabrina won something again?
[9:22:28 PM] Holly: What world are we living in?
[9:22:30 PM] Neil: Steroids
[9:23:18 PM] Neil: Stampede again?
[9:23:24 PM] Neil: The fuck?
[9:23:32 PM] Holly: Lolololol
[9:23:39 PM] Neil: HAHAHHAHHA
[9:23:53 PM] Holly: Jon is gonna have nightmares about stamps for the rest of his life
[9:24:09 PM] Neil: I would never mail a letter again
[9:24:30 PM] Neil: I love how Neda tried to touch him and he was all, if you don’t get the fuck on
[9:25:11 PM] Holly: He means business
[9:27:38 PM] Neil: I want him to win now because they’re ganging up on him
[9:28:49 PM] Holly: I would die if he won it and voted Neda out
[9:30:25 PM] Holly: One more question!
[9:30:40 PM] Holly: It was him, wasn’t it?
[9:31:00 PM] Neil: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[9:31:06 PM] Holly: Oh see, I was wrong, I would suck at those trivia questions
[9:31:11 PM] Neil: Go get ‘em, newf
[9:31:22 PM] Neil: I would be awful at trivia
[9:32:04 PM] Neil: He better not take her
[9:32:15 PM] Holly: Awwwwe, this might very well be the end of Heather
[9:32:37 PM] Neil: It looks like it
[9:32:42 PM] Neil: She’s gon cry
[9:33:06 PM] Neil: I don’t even wanna watch this
[9:33:12 PM] Holly: Ya know. I hate to say this
[9:33:39 PM] Holly: But if Neda wants to win she needs to take Sabrina to final two
[9:33:45 PM] Neil: Yep
[9:34:05 PM] Neil: I honestly don’t think Sabrina has more than one vote
[9:34:18 PM] Neil: Arlie knows the game is the game
[9:34:20 PM] Holly: Allison and Rachelle definitely
[9:34:29 PM] Neil: Okay, I will give you that
[9:34:32 PM] Neil: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
[9:34:37 PM] Neil: I hate this
[9:34:41 PM] Neil: At least he told her tho
[9:35:03 PM] Holly: Yeah this sucks
[9:35:06 PM] Holly: Poor Heather
[9:35:25 PM] Neil: I just wanna give her a hug
[9:35:36 PM] Neil: And maybe the D
[9:35:38 PM] Holly: You just wanna smush your face in her tittays
[9:36:10 PM] Neil: I’d be at least holding kleenex to her face while doing so
[9:36:12 PM] Neil: But yes
[9:36:30 PM] Neil: That was sad, holy crap
[9:37:12 PM] Holly: Don’t start crying over there
[9:37:14 PM] Holly: Man up!
[9:37:28 PM] Neil: IT’S DUST
[9:37:30 PM] Neil: I mean
[9:37:33 PM] Neil: What?
[9:38:47 PM] Holly: Just wipe your dress on your dress and keep it moving
[9:39:02 PM] Neil: Done
[9:39:34 PM] Neil: Ya know what grinds my gears?
[9:39:43 PM] Neil: Arisa wearing 19-inch heels
[9:39:55 PM] Neil: She already looks like she is tall
[9:40:02 PM] Neil: Help a short brotha out
[9:40:13 PM] Holly: They ain’t comfortable ether
[9:40:21 PM] Neil: They don’t look it
[9:40:40 PM] Neil: With her hair and those heels, she’s what, 6’6″?
[9:40:46 PM] Neil: Damn
[9:41:02 PM] Neil: Why is Neda even talking
[9:41:07 PM] Neil: You’re not going home
[9:42:40 PM] Neil: That speech by jon ain’t need to be that long
[9:42:55 PM] Holly: Well it is only 10:42, they gotta get some filler in there
[9:43:06 PM] Neil: This is true
[9:43:28 PM] Neil: he better have at least shown her the tip last night
[9:43:42 PM] Holly: You know Heather in her head is dreaming of punching Sabrina right in her forehead
[9:43:57 PM] Neil: yep
[9:44:15 PM] Holly: So side note: The veto was played on Saturday
[9:44:22 PM] Holly: Jon hasn’t showered since then
[9:44:49 PM] Neil: That’s pretty ripe
[9:45:33 PM] Holly: Three HOH comps to play…. nervous sweats during the jury house asking questions… out on that stage under those hot lights
[9:45:51 PM] Neil: Wearing tight ass pants
[9:45:53 PM] Neil: Yeah
[9:45:59 PM] Neil: Shit is frowsy, b
[9:47:25 PM] Neil: So will they have an HOH tonight?
[9:49:06 PM] Holly: I think they will start the endurance comp tonight
[9:49:26 PM] Neil: That sounds right
[9:49:30 PM] Holly: Oh this music
[9:49:38 PM] Neil: DAT PIANO THO
[9:49:57 PM] Neil: I wanna take her out for poutine and a slurpie
[9:50:22 PM] Holly: Her boyfriend is cute
[9:50:50 PM] Holly: I’ll divert him while you take her to McDonald’s for a happy meal
[9:51:00 PM] Neil: Done
[9:51:24 PM] Holly: Uh
[9:51:37 PM] Holly: Oh she’s telling them about Canada
[9:51:45 PM] Neil: That’s not really a big twist
[9:52:01 PM] Neil: Hahahha they didn’t know it was tomorrow
[9:52:27 PM] Holly: See, that’s why JoNeda might decide to take Sabrina to final two instead of each other
[9:52:34 PM] Neil: Oh wait, they’re talking to us tonight?
[9:52:35 PM] Holly: Because Canada won’t vote for her
[9:52:40 PM] Neil: Not at all
[9:52:40 PM] Holly: Yeah
[9:52:44 PM] Neil: Well shit
[9:53:00 PM] Neil: And you are right
[9:53:07 PM] Neil: They absolutely will
[9:53:24 PM] Holly: But then Sabrina wins the second-place money, and the other person gets shit
[9:53:37 PM] Neil: Meanwhile, Sabrina gon’ take that 20 Gs to Saint Hubert’s or some shit
[9:53:56 PM] Holly: I don’t know, if it were me, I would rather the person I worked with the whole way possibly beat me, then have some pain in my ass all season get that money
[9:54:37 PM] Neil: So, if you and I were Jon and Neda, you’d take me and not Sabrina
[9:54:43 PM] Neil: Be honest
[9:54:46 PM] Holly: Definitely
[9:54:49 PM] Holly: 100%
[9:55:07 PM] Holly: I would be thinking of it more along who deserves anything, not just that I want to win
[9:55:23 PM] Neil: You just hit me with that slo-mo smush for being selfish
[9:55:45 PM] Holly: And that’s pretty big, because I am as selfish as they come
[9:56:01 PM] Neil: Well
[9:56:02 PM] Neil: Shit
[9:56:13 PM] Neil: I want a redo of this question haha
[9:56:22 PM] Holly: Plus, I’m cuter and would probably get more of that after BB cash
[9:56:41 PM] Neil: There ya go, that’s the Holly i know
[9:56:45 PM] Holly: You know, night club appearances and whatnot
[9:56:58 PM] Holly: OH THIS MUSIC
[9:57:18 PM] Neil: Can I apply to be the music director next season?
[9:57:20 PM] Holly: What is Sabrina doing with her hands?
[9:57:26 PM] Holly: I was JUST about to say the same thing
[9:57:29 PM] Neil: I’d play godzilla music behind her
[9:57:43 PM] Neil: Okay, Neda isn’t getting my vote
[9:57:52 PM] Neil: Voting for Jon, fuck it
[9:58:14 PM] Holly: Neda is awesome
[9:58:26 PM] Holly: What? Neda was funny
[9:58:34 PM] Holly: Why you gotta hate on her b?
[9:58:45 PM] Neil: She just grinds my gears
[9:59:02 PM] Holly: Jon’s speech is grinding my gears
[9:59:14 PM] Holly: Just spouting off his wins
[9:59:35 PM] Neil: The beginning and end of Neda’s speech made me wanna throw my drink off the balcony
[9:59:50 PM] Neil: I don’t even remember what she said in the middle
[9:59:55 PM] Neil: and she got a long face
[10:00:21 PM] Holly: She said Neil is a fart face, and everyone should mail him their poop
[10:01:18 PM] Holly: Alright, my TV just changed to Alan Thicke working out and I’m taking that as a cue to go to bed
[10:01:39 PM] Neil: Copy that, we’ll chat tomorrow about a possible finale plan
[10:01:43 PM] Neil: You suck
[10:02:07 PM] Holly: Last word getting’ mufucka
[10:02:15 PM] Neil: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO