Holly: So let’s do a quick recap of what happened earlier this week
Neil: The best part of Monday’s episode is when the girls were forming their all-girls alliance and Kevin walked out of the bathroom
Neil: Hemp girl’s eyes were big as shit
Holly: Haha idiots
Holly: So Bobby won HOH, Britnee is terrible at competitions, Kevin made out with Johnny, Kevin made out with Pilar, Kevin had a boner one morning that was moving around and got caught on the feeds, Ashleigh made out with Zach, Willow got pissed, and Graig made an alliance deal while taking a shit with no pants on
Neil: Ol’ spin the bottle ass mufuckas
Neil: Like, his pants were all the way off?
Holly: His legs were bare
Holly: Unless he had them right down around his ankles, which is just as bad really
Neil: I suppose you need maximum movement if the legs get to shakin’
Neil: So who do we think is going out?
Holly: I wish there was a picture
Neil: Sindy with a “get yo ass up outta here”?
Holly: Sindy as far as I’ve read on the feeds, but I really don’t know who is in alliances with who
Neil: That would be the smart play, but we’ve watched this far too long to think people will do the smart thing
Holly: I cant believe this idiots didn’t think to check the bathroom before they started talking about shit
Neil: And if you were smart, you woulda checked the bathroom before you tried to make this alliance
Holly: Lol at Britnee “There’s just some qualities about Sindy Im not fond of”
Holly: That’s polite speak for, “this bitch is nuts”
Neil: That hat hemp girl is wearing is hot fiya
Holly: I’m starting to like Sarah, she’s good at playing it cool
Neil: Way better than I expected
Holly: Looking like Kreyshawn or some shit
Neil: If she calls Britnee “my nigga”, we got issues tho
Holly: Give her a few more weeks and I can see it slipping out
Holly: You know shes the type of girl that says it to her white friends
Neil: Who the fuck is this Naeha person, is that Botox face?
Holly: She got some good resting bitch face
Holly: Graig should start going around calling himself Graig with an A
Neil: Graig with a mullet
Neil: I love how she said that there was more attention on the girls than there should be
Neil: Y’all brought this on yourselves
Holly: Side question
Holly: Who the eff watches Bones?
Neil: That shit is on season 19
Neil: Same mufuckas that watch NCIS
Holly: The only people who watch Bones is people waiting in doctors’ offices and people who only get one channel
Neil: And that one channel plays NCIS and what’s the other joint, Criminal……
Neil: Criminal Intent?
Holly: Criminal Minds
Neil: Criminal minds of intent
Neil: I keep forgetting about my man Godfrey
Holly: Oh look, Godfrey getting some air time
Neil: Fuck, only thing I’ve seen him do is say he was stupid and try to hit on this one
Neil: BIG BROTHER CISM
Holly: GRAIG NEEDS TO FIX THAT HAIR
Holly: Talking about all the girls he gets, pfffft he ain’t getting girls with that hair
Neil: That propa shit can run through a field of dicks
Holly: Newport alliance?
Neil: Like, the cigarettes?
Holly: I don’t know, alliance names are so dumb
Holly: What would our alliance name be
Neil: The Dooks Of Hazzard
Holly: HAHAHAH YES
Neil: Oh fuck, I knew this would happen
Holly: Oooooooh shit Johnny is gonna go psycho
Holly: Is he really crying because the straight guy like a girl?
Holly: Come on now Johnny, get your head in the game
Neil: He sure is, my friend, he sure is
Holly: Are Jordan and Sindy kissing?
Holly: Why is this happening?
Neil: This is not gon’ work at all
Holly: Have they even talked before this moment
Neil: These mufuckas gon’ have an orgy within the next week
Neil: I’ve never seen it
Neil: Jesus, how are they breaking this much stuff?
Holly: Isn’t this an April Fools joke
Holly: Everyone is blaming Godfrey
Neil: Yeah, but you couldn’t make up stuff like flooding the HOH room and breaking the door, could you?
Neil: We ALWAYS get the blame
Neil: Crime, turnin’ white women, EVERYTHING
Holly: Graig needs to go
Holly: He’s obnoxious
Neil: GO GET EM GODFREY
Holly: Godfrey going OFF on Sindy
Neil: Well that was just great, tame, but great
Holly: Wait, so they really flooded the HOH room?
Holly: When did that happen?
Neil: That’s what I was sayin’
Neil: They couldn’t make that up
Holly: Any predictions for the votes?
Neil: Sindy by 7948237923749859 to 0
Neil: Bruno givin’ out shoutouts like a rap CD
Neil: I WANNA SAY WHAT’S UP TO BIG STEVE AND LIL TIM
Holly: Bruno is that old dude that is just so excited to be a part of something with the young dudes
Holly: Don’t forget Ray Ray!
Neil: The fuck is this Newport shit, b
Neil: Hey there, goldenpants
Holly: Sadly, I vote to evict – no you don’t, you are not sad. Stop pretending to be sad, no one is sad
Neil: I’d make a dance routine
Neil: Gimme an S and all that shit
Neil: With a party hat
Holly: Draw an air S with your peen
Neil: I didn’t wanna bring it out, but if you say so…..
Neil: Oh, quick side note, those coast people you like have a new song out or something
Neil: Left coast?
Holly: Best Coast?
Neil: Best Coast, goddamn, I’m a tank machine tonight
Holly: Oh yeah I heard it, its very psych rock, I like it. and I will see them in Atlanta!
Neil: Okay, he gotta go
Holly: OK, Graig with these glasses, and hair, and fake tales of hookups, he has to go
Holly: I’ve had it up to here with him
Holly: Ol’ Sackville girl ain’t sad to evict anyone
Neil: Is the whole house in this Chopshop?
Holly: Yeah, for about 3 more days
Holly: What was the name of that alliance from BB US that had half the house and then imploded
Holly: Bomb squad
Holly: I answered my own question like a chump
Neil: Well, that went as expected
Neil: Sindy with a STRUT YO ASS UP OUTTA HERE
Holly: And we have found what the S actually stands for, everyone
Neil: She rubbed everyone the wrong way from the second she rolled up in there
Holly: What should you have done differently Sindy? Not mentioned that my name started with an S 6201 times
Neil: Sindy with a Sequester
Neil: Oh shit, her and Risha in there? I’d watch a feed for that
Holly: Oh snap, it’s Marsha the Moose
Neil: She was tryna fuck with ya man Peter
Holly: He ain’t my man no more
Holly: He also banged rachelle
Neil: Stringy McGee
Neil: Why does Naeha look like she got her wisdom teeth out?
Holly: She all chipmunky?
Holly: I don’t know who I want to win
Neil: She looks like she is on a mission tho
Holly: Something must have happened that we haven’t seen between her and Godfrey
Holly: They just keep going at each other
Neil: I would think it was the whole Sindy thing
Neil: Because they were quasi-homegirls
Neil: If she gets HOH, Graig is going home
Neil: Or Godfrey
Holly: At least some guy
Neil: Awww shit
Holly: Britnee might go hard with an HOH if she gets it
Neil: Naeha is about to be mad as shit
Holly: I was for sure thinking Kevin was gonna throw it
Neil: OH SHIT INSTANT EVICTION
Holly: Instant eviction already? The shows been on for a week
Neil: BBC ain’t fuckin’ around with these people
Holly: So Kevin is HOH, and it’s an instant eviction, he could end up going home right after
Neil: He could, but I think he can get around it
Neil: Next Wednesday?
Holly: Yes sir!